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Listen and understand, Sarah Connor. That tortoise is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
Have mercy, does your employer know that this is how you’re representing his business?! Is your Mama aware that this is how you’re leaving her house?! No, your Mama’s a nice lady; I bet you pulled the wool over her eyes…and then stole her dang ki-mo-no!
Kids these days, can’t even be bothered to spuce-up before they fly…
The irony is Pearl’s probably dressed in a shower cap, flowered robe, and tennis shoes, Victoria M.
… but in the current economic climate, we here at Buster Brown Shoes can no longer justify the services of a full-time sidekick. You’ll find some boxes at your desk, and we’ll need your ID badge and your key to the executive hydrant, please…
Jeffrey E. says: “I would like to introduce a very cute little pug; her name is Clover. We think that the look explains everything, one minute she looks like you just told her she was ugly and the next she is the proudest little dog in the world.”
The thing that’s really annoying about animated movies is how they completely mislead the public. Who’s going to believe that animals like kitties & deer are the greatest pals? It’s totally unrealistic!
The above cat (Prince Purrsalot?) gets a very special visit almost every morning from his very dear best friend (Lord Kissyface). Wow, Harrisburg, PA is such a magical place!
Thanks to Sue P. for forwarding the photos.
We all know that fisheye lens increase cuteness exponentially. But did you know those same lenses can increase sugary sweet DIABEETUS ATTACKS!? [Flop]
This video earns 4 out of 5 possible Brimleys:
Via BoingBoing and SweetFurr.
DUCK!!!
Wait—I mean… HOVERBALL CAT!
Bobbeh keeps sending me these things!
As an busy executive turtle, you don’t have time to get lost. That’s why you need QteStar™ Global Positioning System. Just call to QteStar, and we’ll dispatch a team of directional assistance technicians to tell you where to go.
QteStar’s almost as reliable as sender-inner Marilyn T. of the National Geographic Daily Dozen. Photo by Byron Yu.
Paul spent years searching, scaling Ireland’s bluffs high above the horizon line; but that one special rainbow eluded him…until today. When he saw it, he knew, and he immediately slid down the tallest rainbow he’d ever seen. And when he got to the bottom, he discovered exactly what he’d been looking for: a pot filled with…
“Well this damn thing better afford me that Cadillac.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Tim C.
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here’s a cute little beastlette, bleating “Erin go Bra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!”
That’s a BIG Noise from a Lil lamb..:O))) by law_keven.
1. Wear something green.
2. Have a few beers.
And if you can manage both at the same time, you are officially awesome.
hilarious face by i eated a cookie
OMG, Mitzy. Can you, like, believe these seats Daddy scored?
This is going to be the best St. Patrick’s Day Parade ever! Now, when do you think we’ll see Bono, and The Edge, and Collin Farrell…?
They miss the point a lot, don’t they, Ryan McC.
In anticipation of St. Patrick’s Day, poor Maggedy O’Brien had a few too many the night before. Obviously it’s time for a little hair of the dog to make it ’til the Guinness lunch at noon.
You know she’s in a leprechaun suit under there, right, Tracie G.?
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